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cartman-bitches:

anniebannanienelson:

cartman-bitches

More than you know, that’s somethin that’ll NEVER change. And I promise you that. *crosses his arms*

-laughs- You know, you aren’t so bad. I guess I misjudged you a little, Eric. -smiles-

*grins a bit and rolls his eyes*…

Exactly, there’s nothin’ anyone can really do to keep us from arguing anyways. From my experience, everyone who’s tried to stop it usually ends up making it worse. *smirks a bit* you’ve gotta crush on the Jew?

mr-lipstick-face

mr-lipstick-face:

cartman-bitches:

mr-lipstick-face:

cartman-bitches:

mr-lipstick-face:

cartman-bitches:

mr-lipstick-face:

cartman-bitches:

Eric snorted at that, looking up at the tall creepy figure. “pfftt, i know. I was just seein’what you’d say.”

"I see," Mr. Lipstick Face chuckled, "I think my baby is going to end up looking like this Darth Maul fellow, though. You’re right…I do look a lot like him."

"Are…

Cartman looked over the demon once more before stiffling a chuckle at the thought. “yeah… You’re still scary as shit though.”

"hmm…" he glanced up in thought, rubbing his chin as if he was really making a decision."what’s in it for meh?"

Mr. Lipstick Face gave the other a toothy grin, his eyes going half-lidded. He curled his tail in front of his hooves, twisting and turning it like a snake.

"I can do some pretty amazing things with my tail…if you know what I mean," he said huskily, licking his lips with his forked tongue.

Eric stared at the other for a long moment before blinking and putting his hands up in a sort of defensive manner. He chuckled nervously, shaking his head. “Oh no, what i meant was money!” he squeaked, eyeing the demon warily.

Mr. Lipstick Face put his tail back behind him, taken aback. He put on a straight face once again. He had really hoped that the other wanted to experience firsthand all the delightfully sensual things that his tail could do…but all the other wanted was this…money stuff. He didn’t have this money stuff back in the Further. Nobody there ever used it, and that’s where he spent most of his existence.

"What’s this…money stuff you speak of?" he inquired, scratching his head, "We don’t have this…money…back in the Further. Is it sexual?"

Cartman lowered his hands once more, thankful the monster had put his tail away. He couldn’t even bring himself to think of such things—the mere thought of THAT made him shudder in disgust.

He looked back up at the figure, raising an eyebrow at the question.”You dont know what money is?” he smirked a bit amused, shaking his head. “It’s not sexual… Im sure you could use it to get somethin like that though. Money is the key to happiness, you use it to buy things that could also be used to mske you happy, like houses and pools and clothes and shit. It makes you look like a better person or uh… Demon.” The brunette explained with a wide grin, taking his wallet out of his back pocket and pulling out a five dollar bill. “See?”

Mr. Lipstick Face eyed the strange piece of paper with fascination. Come to think of it, he had seen this stuff before. He had possessed a bank teller back in his more violent days, and had seen this stuff around. Remembering this past event gave him an idea. He even remembered the location of the bank. He could use the shadows to travel there and bring Cartman this…money…stuff.

He sunk quickly into the shadows, later returning from them with as many $100 bills as he could fit in his arms. He had his tail curled around some, too. “You mean this stuff?” he said, beaming as he set the bills down on the floor at his hooves.

The plump brunette watched as Mr Lipstick Face took his leave. He blinked for a moment, staring in that direction before putting his five dollar bill back into its place in his back pocket. He couldn’t understand why the creature had left so suddenly…that is until he returned with a butt-load of cash.

"Holy shit!" Eric sputtered, obviously surprised at the sight. "Where the hell did you get all of this!?" he asked, quickly leaning down and observing the copies of hundreds that now lay on the floor.

anniebannanienelson

anniebannanienelson:

cartman-bitches:

Oh that was along time ago, seriously. Things are Alot different now-sure I’m still an asshole… Sometimes… but I usually get along with the kids great. *shrugs and grins* sometimes you just gotta whip em back into shape when you’re not getting nagged at about doing it.

Well, aha, you and Kyle still get into scraps…. -smirks-

Some things never change?

More than you know, that’s somethin that’ll NEVER change. And I promise you that. *crosses his arms*

anniebannanienelson

anniebannanienelson:

cartman-bitches:


Yeah, i guess you’re right. It sucks though… You’d think they’d look up to you or something after all you’ve done for em but instead they run you down.

Well ya know, despite all the crap you’ve done before, and all the things you’ve said in the past, I bet you make a great dad

Oh that was along time ago, seriously. Things are Alot different now-sure I’m still an asshole… Sometimes… but I usually get along with the kids great. *shrugs and grins* sometimes you just gotta whip em back into shape when you’re not getting nagged at about doing it.